how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
There’s no first-generation, or second-generation removed. I am Egyptian. — Rami Malek, the first cover star of GQ Middle East
“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”
One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character
Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”
this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
